New Trope

I was watching television. The following commercials ran in this order: concealer, mascara, some kind of make up that makes a woman's jawline more defined or some shit, conditioner for silkier ladies hair, and lastly an adorable spot for a chain restaurant that featured the trope about a husband gently chastising his wife because ladies take sooooo long to get ready.

Let's start a new trope where the woman takes a long time to get ready and when she emerges the husband applauds her and says, 
"Wow! I can't believe that you actually put all that shit on your face and how fucking silky your hair looks. And also your jawline looks super defined which is totally a thing! Because why would I chastise you for taking a long time since I know that the world is constantly hammering at you to do all that shit your body. Look, I know you don't even do it for dudes because we don't actually give a lot of fucks about your jawline but I also have no idea what it feels like to feel that kind of constant scrutiny micro-focused on my body so I promise to be extra fucking patient when you are getting ready. Also here is a glass of whiskey. I've placed a straw in it so you don't fuck up your lipstick. I love you. I'm sorry."