The Lizz 3.4

SALESPERSON: Hi, can I help you?
SHOPPER: Yah, I'm deciding between the Lizz2.6 and the Lizz3.4
SALESPERSON:  Oh, wow: I'd go with the Lizz3.4 for sure. So many features. I mean, you don't even need to set an alarm, she comes with a deep, rich, crushing, anxiety that wakes her up in a cold sweat at least once every hour. Oh! And see this here? That's a new feature that lets her know when to stop drinking, earlier models do not have that. And the best part: the 3.4 looks exactly like the 2.6!
SHOPPER: Well, not exactly...
SALESPERSON: No. Exactly. (Pause, awkward) 
SHOPPER: Ok, I'm sold, I'll take the 3.4.
SALESPERSON: Ah. I should have mentioned this, that model is sold out.
SHOPPER: Really?! I didn't think she'd sell out.
SALESPERSON: No one did.
SHOPPER: Ok, is there a similar model that isn't sold out?
SALESPERSON: Unfortunately everything in the 3.0 - 3.4 series is completely sold out.
SHOPPER: Well... I was considering the 1.8, it's way cheaper and I like the hair colors it comes with--
SALESPERSON: Not recommended. Buggy OS, cries a lot, and does not come standard with basic personal grooming.
SHOPPER: What about idealism?
SALESPERSON: Ok, yes, plenty of that. And hope for the future. Which was archived in anything later than the 2.8.
SHOPPER: Does it do that thing where it listens to Tool's "Sober" over and over while laying face down on the floor?
SALESPERSON: To be honest, all models do that.
SHOPPER: Hmm. Ok: I'll take two 1.8s. Oh, one last question: do any of the models come in any color besides black?
SALESPERSON: No.