Neil Gaiman Book Signing

LIZZ: Oh man, this Neil Gaiman reading and book signing event is so nerdy it's like Comic-Con and the Renaissance Faire went to a Weird Al concert and then went home and fucked and nine months later... the crowd at this event was born.
INNER LIZZ: Lizz, inside of your messenger bag is a drawing of the brain chemistry of love based on experiments performed with prairie voles-- and to transport this drawing safely you have casually slipped it inside a hardcover Dungeon Master's Guide. Sit down.